Hello to my New BEST Friends!
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They said, “Build it and they will come.”
I built it and here you are! I opened my arms wide and created one big sales funnel.
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So what is it and how does it work?
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Lesson One: Connect with Elves, Fairies and Pixes while avoiding Gnomes
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Pay me another $25,000 before watching and learn how I found mine.
Lesson Three: Dancing Under the Rainbow Tree
You guessed it! $25,000 and you can watch this incredible five minute video.
Lesson Four: Taking it to the Bank
Final payment of $25,000 so I can take it to the bank too – because we are sharing the
Of course, you’ll want to STAY CONNECTED to your spirit so I
GUARANTEE that you will feel 50% more connected to
Your Favorite Source of Divine Energy!
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OK, so you know I’m kidding, right?
Writing a sales page is a challenge, especially taking what “everybody” says into account. I just had to vent a little. I’m tired of reading sales pages like this that make it sound so easy to get what you want by paying some guru to give it to you. The truth is it’s time-consuming and hard work.
If you’d like to see my real sales page, then skip on over to The Seeker’s Journey!